(I know, two fics within 24 hours! I'll hopefully stop spamming you. LOL)
Title: Trauma Confusion
Category:Gen. Crackfic
Main Characters: Classic SG-1, Janet Fraiser, Original Character
Genre: Humor
Warnings: probable butchering of medical authenticity
Rating: Family/G
Summary: Two accident victims enter the Colorado Springs emergency room with some strange symptoms.
Disclaimer: The characters and settings of
Stargate: SG-1 are owned by MGM, Double Secret Productions, Sci-Fi, and a host of others who are not me. No money is sought or exchanged in this fan work, nor is it intended to infringe on their rightful copyright or trademarks. Merely an homage.
Author's Notes: This was "supposed" to be a comment crack fic based on discussion in this
Canon v. Fanon post about how many times SG teams would be pricked from all the pre and post mission bloodwork. As usual, my muse was too longwinded and less cracky for commentfic, but at least it makes a birthday fic for
sg_fignewton. Happy birthday, fig! Thanks to
abyssinia4077 for giving it a looksee. Since my medical knowledge is as either a patient or from watching ER, I make no claims of medical authenticity. LOL
( Read more... )ETA: "Trauma Confusion" has inspired
linnet_101 to do
Crack Cartoon Fic (with bonus sequel comment fic). Both are disturbingly funny.